Dear Supreme Chancellor of Funk,
If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be and why?
-Kate from Ohio
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Thanks for writing Kate. If I could have any superpower in the world, it’d probably be the ability to punch people over the internet. (See defense below)
Justice
Now I understand that some of you freedom hating commie liberal readers may be a little uneasy about my decision, claiming that it's inhumane or just plain wrong to incite violence.
"What would Jesus do," I can hear them saying, "assuming of course that he did indeed exist because I am so liberal?"
Blessed are the evildoers, for they shall inherit my fist.
The defense rests.
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